when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground
My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!
my laptop is hotter than my sex life
shakespeares “romeo and juliet” except everyones voice is dubbed over with cr1tikal
My Chemical Romance
video games have given me an unrealistic view of how easy it is to run across european rooftops
please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on
ＷＨＡＴ ＴＩＭＥ ＩＳ ＩＴ
If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.
let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
Toot toot, all aboard to procrastination city.