literallyrad:

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground 

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kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

kennymccorm1ck:

My favourite thing to see today. MAJOR props to this amazing person!

sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

lieutenantbites:

shakespeares “romeo and juliet” except everyones voice is dubbed over with cr1tikal

theqstew:

shouldnt:

petitegoose:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

I reblogged strictly for the very last one

omg dying.

Dad’s master post

Rolling.

Boy Division
My Chemical Romance
Conventional Weapons
10,025 plays

malefactum:

video games have given me an unrealistic view of how easy it is to run across european rooftops

madameredart:

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ dolce & gabbana f/w 2013-14

um yes

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

choodraws:



WHAT TIME IS IT

choodraws:

WHAT TIME IS IT

imsecretlyanachievementhunter:

If you don’t think that these two are LITERALLY THE CUTEST YOU ARE WRONG.

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

Toot toot, all aboard to procrastination city. send help